Defendant in Court

Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the court?"


Judge: "Of course."


Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"


Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail."


Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"


Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking."


Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."