While traveling cross country, this guy decides to stop at a whore house and asks for a whore. "They are all busy right now, but Sand Paper Sally is available" says the owner..."Ok, sounds good. He heads up stairs to find a very beautiful young woman standing at the door way. "Are you Sand Paper Sally?" he asks. "Y yes I am. Are you ready for a wild night?" she whispers with those sex eyes. In a hurry he leads her inside and on the bed. He kisses her and tries to slip his dick inside of her....but it hurts...its rough and he jumps back..."Why does it feel like that!....I am ok I dont want to have sex any more." "No, wait!" she says. "Wait right her ok, I'll be back and you wont be sorry, ok" She heads to the restroom and returns. He hesitates at first but..oh wait....it feels how it should. He looks at her , and there she is smiling. He humps and bangs till he cant anymore. While they are gettin dressed he looks over and asks. " So, I dont mean to be nosey but...how,...did you, you know...make it feel better?" With out a second thought she says..."Oh I just pealed the scabs"
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