College Seniors vs. Freshmen

Freshmen: Are never in bed past noon.
Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon.
Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut.
Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what classes they need to attend.


Freshmen: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
Seniors: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mtn. Dew into a recitation class.


Freshmen: Calls the professor "Professor."
Seniors: Calls the professor "Bob."


Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to class.
Seniors: Drives to class if it's further than three blocks away.


Freshmen: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Seniors: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.


Freshmen: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
Seniors: Knows where the next class is. Maybe...


Freshmen: Shows up at a morning exam clean, perky, and fed.
Seniors: Shows up at a morning exam in sweats with a cap on and a box of pop tarts in hand.


Freshmen: Have to ask where the computer labs are.
Seniors: Has 'own' personal workstation.


Freshmen: Use the campus buses to go everywhere.
Seniors: Use the campus buses to run block while crossing the street.


Freshmen: Worry about the last freshman composition essay.
Seniors: Worry about the last GRE essay.


Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week.
Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in October... maybe.


Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year
Senior: Looks forward to first beer garden of the year


Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus I midterm
Senior: Is proud of not _quite_ failing his Complex Analysis midterm


Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night
Senior: Calls Domino's every other night


Freshman: Is appalled at the class size and callousness of profs
Senior: Is appalled that the campus 'Subway' burned down over the summer


Freshman: Conscienciously completes all homework, including optional questions
Senior: Offers to 'tutor' conscientious frosh of opposite sex...


Freshman: Goes on grocery shopping trip with Mom before moving onto campus
Senior: Has a beer with Mom before moving onto campus


Freshman: Is excited about the world of possibilities that awaits him, the unlimited vista of educational opportunities, the chance to expand one's horizons and really make a contribution to society
Senior: Is excited about new dryers in laundry room


Freshman: Takes meticulous four-color notes in class
Senior: Occasionally stays awake for all of class