3 men are sitting at a bar and go to a corner booth to have a quiet drink and catchup. After a few rounds, an older man from the other side of the bar stumbles over, taps the middle guy on the shoulder and says to him "I've had sex with your mother!"
With that, the older man turns and stumbles back to the other side of the bar. The 3 men are determined to have a quiet night of drinking so they ignore the older man. A few rounds later however, the older man stumbles back over from across the bar, taps the middle guy on the shoulder again and says "Your mother... She gives great head" - "and she swallows also" adds the older man as he again stumbles his way back to the other side of the bar.
The 3 men are annoyed but again, just want a quiet night of drinking and ignore the old man and go back to catching up. Mere moments later though, the old man stumbles from across the bar, taps the middle guy on the shoulder and says "This one time, I did your mother up the bum and... SHE LOVED IT!"
With this, the middle guy shoots right up, grabs the old man and says.............
"for crying out loud DAD, you're drunk... Go Home"
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