Two gay men were having sex when the phone rang and the first guy said, "Hold
on I'm going to answer the phone. While I'm gone don't masturbate."
About five minutes later the first guy returned and saw white stuff
all over the wall and said, "I told you not to masturbate."
The guy in the
bed said "I didn't masturbate, I farted."
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