So this girl named Sally was sitting on the beach crying with no arms and no legs.
A man walks up to her and asks her.
"What's wrong?"
Then she responds by saying.
"Well Im 21 years old, I have no arms, no legs and I've never been kissed before."
So the man leans in and kisses her passionately.
Then, about and hour later he comes back and she's crying again, he asks again "What's wrong?"
She says, "Well, I'm 21 years old, no arms, no legs and I've never been fucked before."
He picks her up and throws her into the water as he yells
"You're fucked now!"
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