One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still� haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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