... and more then anything in the world she wanted to be able to see again. "Mummy Mummy!" she would say, "when will i be able to see again?"and her mother would reply "well my darling, there are doctors working at this very instant on a cream which will make your eyes all better again! And we can get this cream next week!"
The little girl was so excited, for the next week she hardly slept and she hardly ate. The day before they were to collect the cream her mother tried to calm her down but the girl was so excited!
"Think of all the things I will be able to see again Mummy! The birds in the trees! The clouds in the sky!"
"Yes my darling, but get your sleep tonight and tomorrow we shall get the marvellous cream!"
So the next day the girl and her mummy go up to town where the wonderful new cream is purchased. As soon as they are home the girl is almost screaming with delight. "Quick mummy, quick!! Put it on, put it on!!" So the mother starts rubbing the cream into the girls eyes, the girl wincing because of the stinging but the mummy soothes her, "Dont worry," she says, "be strong! And tomorrow you will be able to see again!" They wrap her little head tight in bandages and set her to bed.
The next day the girl is shouting for her mummy, not having slept a wink, "Quick!! Mummy quick!! Help me with my bandages!!!" Her mummy rushes in and together they frantically and gleefully take of the bandages. The little girl opens her eyes and blinks in the morning sun...
"But... but mummy... I still cant see..." she says. and the mother screams "APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!"
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