I used to steal toys from the hobby shop, but they caught me when I started taking the Airfix sets

The buddhist...

The buddhist walks up to the hot dog vendor and tells him to make me one with...

The Hypnotic Sermon!

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection...

The Pope wants to...

The Pope gets into his limousine and his driver asks him where he wants to go...

Q: How many young

Q: How many young macrobiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?A:...

Sometimes, to...

...in an effort to sound more photosynthesis.

The truth needs...

I tried to stay out of the conversation, but can't restrain my feelings any...

Pulse Nightclub

They all went in for cum shots But all they got were gun shots

Grammar Lesson...

I hate when people say supposevly. What the hell is supposevly? Do you mean...

Ventriloquist Laugh

A ventriloquist walks into a small Australian town and sees a local sitting...

What do identical...

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