Russian guy was in a hurry to work and driving his trusty Zaporozec, when against all odds the engine died. So he was waving on the side of the road when all of a sudden passing Mercedes stops. Mercedes owner helps him out to tow the car. While Mercedes owner is towing he starts to step on an gas pedal a little bit. Zaporozec owner starts flashing lights and giving signal so he wouldn't go this fast or his car will fall apart. Mercedes owner thought the guy was in a hurry to work and stepped on it even more. Zaporozec owner kept flashing his lights and giving signal to slow him town. Mercedes owner floored the pedal to get the guy to work on time because he thought he wanted him to go faster.
They pass the Russian police who were on the road side for speed control. Policeman goes back in the car all confused and says to his partner: "Damn, you don't believe this, but there was a Mercedes doing 180 and there was Zaparozec behind him flashing headlights and giving signal to let him pass Mercedes."
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