Four men sit in a bar...

when the fourth man goes to toilet. The men start talking about their kids.

The first one starts off:

"I was disappointed at first by my son. He used to be a car sales man and he had such a little salary. Suddenly he started to rise on his job and he went to be a medium sales man, to be the best sales man, and in few moths he became the owner of the car shop. He is now a days so rich that he bought a new BMW to his friend as a birthday gift."

The second one continues the story:

"I was really disappointed at my son too. He was a cleaner of a studio. Then he became really attracted to stocks and he started earning tons of money with stocks. Then he quit his job and nowadays he is a genius at stock sales. He is so rich that he bought ten thousand Apple stocks to his friend at his birthday."

The third man starts explaining:

"Huh, that is odd. My son was a **huge** dissapointment at first too. He was a house sales man. He didnt make any money out of it and he had to take loan from me all the time. Then he started doing good in his job and nowadays he is the worlds 190th at the Forbes list of worlds richest people! He is so rich, he bought a mansion to his friend as his birthday gift."

The fourth man comes from the toilet. The three other men explain what they were talking about. The man starts telling:

"My son is, and always has been a disappointment. He is a barber and a year ago I found out he is gay! I am so sad that he has came to that point. The only positive thing is that he gets really much presents from his boyfriends. Last year, he got a car, ten thousand Apple stocks and a huge mansion as his birthday gift!"

(Just an apologize, english is not my native language, I just hope the joke was good)

EDIT #1: HOLY MOLY. Front Page. My god. Hi mom!