One lovely summer an italian couple go on holiday to Sicily with their two kids.
They park their car close to the seaside, unload their swimsuits, towels and buckets and happily walk to the beach.
As they sit down on the sand, Giorgio (dad) suddenly remembers that he left his sunglasses in the car. "Honey, I'll just go grab my glasses, I left them in the car. I'll be right back."
He gets inside the car and shuts the door behind him and starts looking for them. He leans down to look under the seats and in the various compartments. As he does this he realizes the car is slowly raising in height on one side. Confused, he rolls down the windows and looks outside to see what's going on.
A man, who apparently hadn't noticed the car was occupied, had lifted the vehicle with a car jack and was now proceeding to unscrew the wheels.
Giorgio, having realized the man was obviously trying to steal them, yells "Hey! what the hell do you think you're doing?!"
The thief looks up at him in fright, pauses for a moment, then whispers with a rather reassuring tone " ok, ok. i take the wheels, you take the radio."
( this actually happened to a friend of mine btw)
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