A giraffe is chilling in the forest, rolling a joint. Suddenly a bunny runs by and says "Yuk, don't do that, come run through the forest with me instead!" The giraffe agrees and goes running with the bunny.
While the two are running they stumble upon an elephant ready to snort a line of coke. "Yuk, don't do that, come run through the forest with us instead!" The elephant agrees and blows his line of coke into the air.
While the three are running they stumble upon a lion with his arm tied up, ready to inject some heroin. The lion sees the group and without flinching punches the bunny so hard he goes knock out. The elephant and the giraffe yell at the lion, asking what the hell the big idea is. The lion says "Fuck this guy and his running. He does this every time he's had some xtc."
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