As I was just coming home from playing golf and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friend's lives; and what's happening in Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary's scandals, Trump, Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, (et al); the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegal's, the refugees, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity;
I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS 1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number..........
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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