They walk up to par three with water in front, and Jesus looks to Moses and asks, "What club do you think we should use?"
Moses thinks a moment and replies, "Well Arnold Palmer used a 7 iron last time he was there, guess that puts us at about a 5 iron."
Jesus scoffs. "If Arnold can reach with a 7, I can reach with a 7." He lines up his shot and proceeds to launch the ball directly into the lake.
"Told you," said Moses. He then lined up a 5 iron, took his shot and plopped the ball right on the green.
"I'm telling you, if Arnold can reach with a 7, I can reach with a 7." He tries another shot, but once again it plops right down in the middle of the lake.
Jesus sighs and says, "I'm gonna look for my balls," and proceeds to walk across the water to the middle of the lake.
The next group walks up to the tee, eyeing the spectacle, and one guy asks Moses, "Who the heck does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?"
Moses shakes his head and replies, "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
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