The reverend visits Africa and was preaching in a small church "thankful prayers outweighs begging prayers"
On the way back to the airport for the flight home, his rental jeep broke down halfway in the middle of a jungle. He starts to walk back to the church which was 3 miles away to get assistant and he spotted a Lion. The lion noticed the reverend.
Reverend prayed "Dear Jesus! I begged you for your protection"
Lion prayed "Thank you Jesus for the food blessed be your name"
Reverend was graced for the Lion.
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