A Texas man is in Alaska on a business trip, and ends up in a local bar that evening, he's bragging about how things are bigger, better, and tougher in Texas, and after awhile the locals have had enough...One of them tells the Texan that in Alaska, a man isn't even considered "A MAN", unless he can down a fifth of strong whiskey in one gulp, wrestle a bear, and rape an Eskimo woman all in the same day.
The Texan agrees to the test, reaches for a bottle, downs it in one drink, then stumbles and sways after the others out into the woods . The locals tell him they can hear a bear through the trees, and the Texan goes in after it...He comes back out a half hour later, reeling, with his clothes in tatters, and dripping blood from several wounds, and asks the locals "Okay, now where's this Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?"
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