With Viagra such a hit, a major drug company...

With Viagra such a hit, a major drug company is bringing forth a whole
line of
drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's
society....


Directra - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on
car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when
they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.


Projectra - Men given this experimental new drug were far more
likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a
new one.


Childagra - Men taking this drug reported a sudden,
over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning
up
spills and "little accidents."


Complimentra - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new
hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend
to noticing new clothing.


Buyagra - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden
urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after
talking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug
can be continued for a period longer than your favorites store's
return limit.


Nega-Viagra - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.
Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.


Nega-Sportagra - This drug had the strange effect of making men
want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other
family members.


Flatulagra - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be
doubled for long car rides.


Flyagra - This drug has been showing great promise in treating
men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Expecially useful for men on
Viagra.


Pryagra - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men
in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal
affairs of other people. Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test
subjects into "special prosecutors."


Liagra - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when
being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular,
Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.