At JFK Airport in New York, a guy walks into an elevator and sees a woman in uniform, mini skirt, jacket - some stewardess. The guy intrigued by this situation says:
\- Hello, you fly USA Airways?
A woman does not say anything, just looks at him in surprise. The guy he thought so what, he'll try again:
\- Flugen Sie Lufthansa, ja? [You fly Lufthansa]
More confused, the woman looks at him and says nothing. Oh well, he thought the guy ... I'll try again:
\- Volare sinora Alitalia? [You fly Alitalia?]
Then the woman says:
\- A w mordę chcesz palancie?! [Do you want me to smack you in the mouth, jerk?!]
\- Aha, LOT Polish Airlines!
Edit: added German and Italian translation for the unilinguals.
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