... when one of the engines blew out.
Amidst the screams, the captain made an announcement:
"Some of our passengers are going to have to jump off the plane.
You will be selected in alphabetical order.
Starting with A: All African Americans."
The young boy raises his hand, only to have it pulled back down by his father.
"B: black."
The little boy does the same thing and is stopped by his father.
"O.K, C: coloured people."
The little boy raises his hand again.
"Daddy, I thought we were black, why do you keep pulling my hand down?"
His father replies, "Today we're Niggers, let the Mexicans jump first."
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