Resist the Urges

Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the
Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test.
The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress,
and a small bell is tied to each man's penis.


In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume.
She begins to dance sensually around the first candidate.
*Ting-a-ling* goes the bell... "Oh Patrick," says the Monsignor,
"I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Go take a long,
cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness." The candidate
leaves.


The dancer then continues, slowly dancing around the second
candidate and peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil
drops: *Ting-a-ling* goes the bell... "Joseph, Joseph," sighs
the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal
desires. Go take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness"


The dancer then proceeds to dance her sensuous dance around the
third candidate. Slowly around him she dances, now devoid of all
of her veils, but the third candidate remains unmoved. "James,
my son, I am truly proud of you," says the Monsignor. "Only you
have the true strength of character needed to become a great
priest". Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the shower".
*Ting-a-ling*