There were two gay guys on a bed. The first guy gets up and
starts dressing. The other guy says, "what are you doing?"
"I'm getting ready for work." The guy on the bed takes a bag and
starts wacking off. The dressing guy says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm making your lunch."
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