[Request] Need jokes to cheer up BIL after surgery with less than desired results

Hi /r/jokes!

My brother-in-law had major surgery on his fully functional leg two days ago. He came out of the surgery unable to move his foot. There is no apparent reason for the lack of foot functionality.

I am here to request a wide range of jokes about his foot. Clean jokes to dark jokes that I can pair with his mood. I came up with two:

My sister can run away and he can't catch her now.

and

Sucks that you have wee wee all over your foot now since the piggies can't run home.

... yeah... they aren't great.

Thanks!