A guy walks into an ice cream store and ask for a pint of chocolate ice cream, the guy behind the counter says "were out of chocolate ice cream", he then ask for a quart of chocolate ice cream, the guy behind the counter says "were out of chocolate ice cream", he then ask for a gallon of chocolate ice cream, the guy behind the counter says were out of chocolate ice.... he says wait, let's make this easy, the guy behind the counter says" spell the van in vanilla, the guy replies "van", the he says "spell the straw in strawberry", the guys says "straw", then the says, "ok now spell the fuck in chocolate", the guys says there is no fuck in chocolate, the guy behinds the counter says "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU".
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