Yo, a neighbor was out there chillin' on his lawn

When a guy walks past, hey, let's call him Shawn

Shawn says, "Hey man I got me some chicken wire..."

"Why're you out here doin nothin man?"

**"I'm here to perspire."**

"Sure man sure, with this wire you see..."

"... Imma catch me some chickens, you feel me?"

**"Idiot Shawn! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire boy!"**

**"That toy, man it's useless, as useless as a skateboard for Sir Chris Hoy."**

**"If you catch anything Shawn, why I'll eat my hat!"**

He came back later with chickens lined one by one.

And the neighbour did exactly that! It was no fun.

The next day our boy Shawn came out and said

"Why I got me some duct tape to catch me some ducks"

**"Idiot! You need bread! Do you take me for a schmuck?"**

"Do you have a spare hat?"

**"Yes Shawn, just bought one. Paid 50 bucks."**

"Well you're gonna need to get that hat..."

"...I'm comin back with ducks!"

Surely enough the ducks were there in line one by one.

In amazement he ate his sombrero, his protection from the sun.

Day Three came and Shawn said, "Hey Doug"

"I got me some pussy willow, wanna come?"

Without a second thought, Doug leapt out of his chair

and said, **"Do you have a hat you could possibly spare?"**