Republican Bill of Rights


ARTICLE I:
You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can 'legally'
screw someone else acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
anything.


ARTICLE II:
You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just
you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a
different opinion, or join a different klan.


ARTICLE III:
You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect
the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives
independently wealthy.


ARTICLE IV:
You do not have the right to free food and housing. If you don't
have a job - STARVE!


ARTICLE V:
You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
interested in health care. If you get sick - get better or DIE!


ARTICLE VI:
You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, make sure
it's a minority.


ARTICLE VII:
You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob a 711 you get 20 years. However, commit white collar crime
and you can run for public office.


ARTICLE VIII:
The government does not have the right to demand that our
children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching
conscience. However, it makes perfect sense to arm all citizens,
including children with handguns.


ARTICLE IX:
You don't have the right to a job. If you have one, great! If
not, eat shit!


ARTICLE X:
You do not have the right to happiness. Being a white American
means that you have the right to pursue happiness. Otherwise;
Good Luck!

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