A koala walks into...

a brothel, and chooses one of the ladies of the evening. They go to her room and the koala asks if he can eat her out. The prostitute says "yes", after the koala is done he gets off the bed and starts to leave. The prostitute stops him and says "where are you going, you have to pay me", the koala says "why". The prostitute gets a dictionary and opens it up to the word prostitute, and shows the koala. The description reads "gets paid for having sex". The koala then takes the dictionary and opens it to the word koala. He tells the lady of the evening to read what the description for koala says out loud. "Eats bushes and leaves".

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