Nominated for quote of the year is this statement made by Rep. Dick Armey,
who when asked if he were in the Presidents place, would he resign,
responded:
"If I were in the President's place I would not get a chance to resign. I
would be lying in a pool of my own blood hearing Mrs. Armey standing over
me saying, 'How do I reload this damn thing?'"
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