Everybody loves some bawdy sometime. Definitions: Hale-Bop.........Healthy Fuck Heaven's Gate....Microsoft Mansion"Man, that little bastard smells.No wonder they call him Pooh." -- Christopher RobinMarauders 101: Always remember to pillage & rape BEFORE you burn!A lady is one who never shows herunderwear unintentionally. -- American writer, Lillian Day (b. 1893)Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? (to some of you twits out there... don't bother answering this question, IT'S JUST A JOKE!)
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