Girl, did you take Hebrew? 'Cause later you're gonna be takin' some of my he-brew!
Girl, do you know the Benediction? 'Cause my name's Ben, and you're gonna be Ben-addicted!
Girl, are you a Calvinist? 'Cause you're gonna be a taking-off-my-Calvins-ist!
Girl, are you a Muslim? 'Cause I wanna be Allah-p in that!
Girl, do you worship Buddha? 'Cause I would worship your Buddha-ee!
Bonus (not a pick-up line):
Shiva the destroyer? I 'ardly know 'er!
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