A man suspects his wife is cheating on him...

so he decides to come home early and catch her in the act. When he arrives at their apartment he finds another car that he doesn't recognize. Furious, he throws the door open to find his wife, sweating and in her underwear sitting at their dining room table.

In a rage, he starts to tear through the apartment, searching every nook and cranny for his wife's lover. After checking everywhere and unable to find anyone, he decides to collect his thoughts on the balcony.

Upon reaching the balcony, he is surprised to see two pairs of hands clutching the railing. He peers over to see a half-naked man, sweating and screaming for his life.

"Oh thank God! Help me!"

Losing his mind, he begins to pound on the man's hands screaming, "You jerk! You've been sleeping with my wife."

The second man tries to hang on valiantly but after a few blows to the hands, he slips and plummets to the ground below, where he breaks both legs but is still alive. Still furious, the man who thought his wife was cheating on him, grabs the closest thing to him, a refrigerator, and using all his strength, forces it over the railing where it plummets toward the second man's broken body. Unfortunately...as the refrigerator goes over the railing, the power cord wraps around the first man's leg and pulls him over the railing as well. When he lands against the refrigerator, he breaks his back and he dies instantly.

Later in heaven, the half-naked man (who was dangling from the railing) approaches St. Peter. St. Peter holds up and hand and says, "We're currently filled to capacity. If you want to get into heaven, you need to have a truly tragic story."

So the half-naked man begins, "There I was doing aerobics on my third-story balcony, when I lost my balance and fell over the railing. Luckily, I was able to grab onto the balcony below me. But then this mad man came out and started beating on my hands. I wasn't able to hold on and I fell to the ground below, breaking my legs. Then he pushed a refrigerator onto my face...and that's how I ended up here."

Disgusted, St. Peter motions him into heaven, just in time for another man to walk up to him (The man who thought his wife was cheating on him.)

When asked, he tells St. Peter, "Well, I thought my wife was cheating on me and sure enough she was. I found him dangling from my balcony, so I beat on his hands until he fell and then I pushed a refrigerator onto his head. Unfortunately, the cord wrapped around my leg, and drug me to my death as well."

St Peter said, wow that is truly tragic. Please go into heaven.

A third man walks up. Completely naked.

St. Peter says, "I've heard two truly tragic stories in a row. What story do you have to tell me."

The naked man sighs, "Well St. Peter...there I was hiding naked in this refrigerator..."