An African prince falls in love with American girl and upon proclaiming his love and devotion he asks her to marry him. She- not wanting to hurt his feelings - tells him she needs to think about it. She asks her best friend what to do as she was not in love with him, but also didn’t want to directly say no. They come with a solution to ask the prince for an expensive car and when he cannot deliver, say that unfortunately she cannot marry him.
The girl presents the offer the prince; he thinks for a minute and replies:
“I love you, I care for you, I buy you fancy car”
And sure enough, the next day the girl wakes up and there is a shiny new sports car with a bow on it in front of her house.
She calls the friend right away and they decide they needed to step up their game and ask the prince for huge villa with a pool and big driveway to park her new car in.
Upon hearing the new demand, the prince thinks for a while and says:
“I love you, I care for you, I buy you villa”
The girl goes home and goes to bed, and when she wakes up she sees a brand new beautiful house where her neighbor’s house used to be, and her new car parked in a driveway. She grabs the phone and consults a friend; they think and think and finally the come up with an idea- the girl can only marry the prince if his penis is 12 inches long. Relieved that she finally will get out of the situation, she presents her final demand to the prince.
He thinks for an hour not saying a word, and finally, with a heavy sight, he replies:
“I love you, I care for you, I chop 4 inches off for you”
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