Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children. The next-door neighbor protested, Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children. The wife replied, Yes, but who wants HIM back?
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