--When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly
so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
--If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers
covering the label.
--Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, their mobile
home costs just as much as yours.
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