Monks day off

One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to
do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of
their sins.


The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the
city.


At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister
greeted them.


The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The
monk replied "I robbed an off-license."


"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".


The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I
vandalized a primary school" he answered.


"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".


The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and what did you do
today". "I pissed in the holy water", came the reply.