Rich guy: I am going to get my wife a Porsche and a diamond ring.
Poor guy: But why?
Rich: Well, if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she can just drive down to the jewelers in the Porsche and exchange it. What are you going to get YOUR wife by the way?
Poor: I am going to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo.
Rich: But why?
Poor: If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.
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