After a particularly bruising defeat during the Russo-Japanese war, the Russian general decides he needs to put the fear of God into his troops. So he has them all line up in rows with their dicks out, and a Cossack cuts the dick off every third man.
And each time a guy gets his dick cut off, the Russian general says Does it hurt? And the soldier knows the drill - he says no. And the general says Why? And the guy says - because I belong to the Russian army.
So this goes on for about twenty guys, and then the Russian general says Why to the next guy after them. And the guy says ...
Because it belongs to the man behind me!
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