Miss Miller's Kindergarten class was playing the alphabet game one morning. She sat all the kids in a circled and asked, "Who can name something that starts with the letter A?" Only Danny raised his hand. Now Danny had a bit of a reputation as a wild child but she figured she'd give him a shot anyway, so she called on him.
"A is fo ass!" Danny screamed.
"Now Danny. That's not a nice word," Miss Miller responded moving on to the next letter. "Who can tell me what B is for?"
Once again Danny's hand shot up. None of the other kids' hands were up so she figured she'd give Danny another chance. "Yes, Danny?" she tentatively asked.
"B is for bitch!" Danny yelled.
Miss Miller now knew without a doubt not to call on Danny anymore. She went through much of the alphabet with the other kids until she got to the letter R. Again Danny's hand went up and she figured that by now he had surely gotten the point so she asked, "Yes Danny, what starts with the letter R?"
"A rat."
"Yes Danny! That does begi--"
"A rat with a dick this big and balls hanging off and shit all over himself!"
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