So theres this white guy driving down the street. Hes see two black guys walking on the side of the road. He gets excited accelerates and BAM! One guy goes through the windshield and the other goes flying into the cornfield next to them.
Shortly after he realizes a cop was behind him and saw the whole thing. In a panic he tries to explain to the officer what happened but get cut short, the officer says "woah easy buddy I saw what happened, this guy is has committed a B&E and this guy is fleeing the seen of the crime your free to go". Stunned he replies "Oh thank you officer!" And drives off.
Later driving down the road he notices a priest walking down the road so he pulls over, "you need a lift?" "Yeah thank you son" and he hops in.
Later down the road he sees another black guy but doesn't know how to pull off the act while the priest is in the car. "I got it. Ill pretend to sneeze, swerve and hit him making it look like an accident!"
So he puts his plan into effect. *Sneeze* BAM! "Oh no father did I hit him?!?" The priest says "NO! But I got em with the door!
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