Why is the white man such a honky? Because he invented the horn.
Why did the white man cross the road? Because there was a cross walk.
Why is a white man able to go 10 feet through the rain without getting wet? Because he drives.
Why doesn't the white man eat white man's food? Because he created it in a laboratory using chemicals.
Why are all ghosts white? Because they're people who didn't go to heaven.
Why is the little guy on the crosswalk sign white? So that the white guy will trust him.
Okay, now it's YOUR turns!!
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