One day the cruise hires a really good magician to become the new headliner act. The parrot is furious with jealousy, so he starts watching the magician behind the scenes and eventually begins shouting out the secrets behind his tricks at the shows (i.e. "It's up his sleeve!!" "He used a trap door"). One day the cruise strikes an iceberg and sinks. Everyone on board dies except the magician and the parrot. For three days they float around the ocean using the same piece of wood to hold on to. After the days the parrot finally says to the magician..."alright you got me, where's the fucking ship?"
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