When Don first noticed that his prick was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was Donna.
But after several weeks and nearly nine inches later, Don became concerned and the couple went to see a doctor.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, although rare, Don's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will he be on crutches?" Donna asked anxiously.
"Crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well, yes," said Donna, "You ARE planning to lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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