Q.what's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the street, and a dead lawyer in the middle of the street? A. There are skid marks in front of the skunk. Q. what is the difference between a porcupine and a lawyer's BMW? A. The porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
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