A man and a woman are fooling around, when suddenly they hear the front door slam, "Its my husband, hide in the ensuite!" the man runs in just as the husband enters, "Love, why are you naked?" she replys "For you dear", happy the man walks into the bathroom to see a naked man befor him, "Who the fuck are you!" "Th-The moth exterminator" the naked man replys, "Why are you NAKED" the angry husband asks, The naked man looks down, Jumps back in shock and shouts "THE BASTARDS".
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