Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands

IRELAND
�Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did
a leprechaun crap in it?�


FRANCE
�Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren�t the French just Germans
who can make sauces?�


ITALY
�Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for
a can of Spaghetti-O�s! �


POLAND
�Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?�


GERMANY
�Is this bratwurst kosher?�


TURKEY
�Where�s the hash at? It�s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?�


KOREA
�Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?�


CHINA
�This wall isn�t so great.�


ENGLAND
�Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?�


SWEDEN
�Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?�


YEMEN
�Yemen? That�s a stupid name for a country. What�s it mean -- �Land Of
Fanatics And Dust' ?�


INDIA
�You don�t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?�


ETHIOPIA
�After a long day of travel, I�m famished. Hey � those flies sure love your
pregnant son!�


CANADA
�You�re like Americans without money.�


SPAIN
�So, this is the country that�s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if
they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?�


SOUTH AFRICA
�I liked it better the other way.�


MEXICO
�What's that smell?�


SAUDI ARABIA
�Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat
your wives here, or what?�


RUSSIA
�Is it always this cold and economically devastated?�


UZBEKISTAN
�Can you spell Uzbekistan?�


GREECE
�I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy.