Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde? A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see Closed for the Winter. Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: Is it mine? Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: Look! They spelled MACY's wrong! Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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