He goes to the doctor because his wife is getting hurt in bed. "D-d-doctor, c-can you p-p-please make m-m-my p-p-p-p-p-penis smaller?" The doctor says "Sure i can, we can do it right now!" So he goes through the operation and they're in the recovery room the man says "Wow doctor, this surgery even made my speech impediment go away, thank you!" So a few days pass and the man returns to the doctor "Hey doc, i love being able to speak well but my wife isn't having as much fun in bed. I'd like my old penis back" the doctor says "Well th-th-that's t-t-t-to bad f-f-for y-y-y-y-ou!"
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