A blonde bought a new car that has a computer which can fix the car when anything happens.
So she went and blew the engine and the computer said, "In the name of the manufacturer, get fixed," and it was fixed.
Then she broke the window and the computer said, "In the name of the manufacturer, get fixed," and it was fixed.
Then she said to herself "It's time for the ultimate test," and she jumped from the bridge and the computer said, "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, amen."
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