Pussy Green

A man went to Confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

"Father it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Pussy Green last week."

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go and say three Hail Mary's.

Another man entered the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I had sex with Pussy Green twice in the last week."

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Pussy Green?'

'A new woman in the neighbourhood,' the man replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest.. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, gorgeous woman entered the church. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly walked up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress sat with her legs spread slightly apart, just enough to show that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is that Pussy Green?"

The altar boy replied:

'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from the stained glass window.