An old man who is hard of hearing goes to the doctor with his wife.
After a physical, the doctor says "you seem to be healthy, Earl, but for a long life, I suggest you have 3 good meals a day, and sex with your wife every day."
The old man replied, "What did the doctor say, Ethel?"
Ethel replied, "your gonna DIE, old man!"
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